Monday, 18 May 2009

MAFF Muron - it's an ugly bastard

I've never been a big fan of the Cayenne (the idea of a Porsche SUV disturbs me; it's an insult to a grand heritage, off-roaders shouldn't go that fast, and they're generally driven by Chelsea housewives who'd never dream of taking it off-road unless the satnav accidentally diverted them through a ford), but it takes a really special effort to make it uglier. As if gluing the nose of a 911 onto a Volkswagen Touareg were not enough, check out what Romanian tuning house MAFF have decided to do with it.
Yes, it's got 700bhp, but what's the fucking point? Ferdinand Porsche must be rapidly gyrating in his grave. The horror.

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